20 Signs That You Have A Relationship With Your Dog

Dogs before hoes. Here are the 21 signs that you have a relationship with your dog.

1. You regularly tell your girlfriends: “Who cares about guys? I still have my dog”.

2. If you would be dating a man it would feel as if you’d abandon your dog.
Who is that strange man lying next to you in bed? This is my place!

3. And if you would go on a date, you would you take your dog with you.
Your future partner should get used to the fact that you prefer to kiss your dog rather than him. Dogs before hoes.

4. People talk about you as if you are a couple and always ask how things are going with your dog.

5. If he gives kisses to other women, you are secretly quite jealous.
Stay off of my friend!

6. You sometimes cancel plans just so you can watch Netflix on the couch with your dog.
Nonstop kisses and hugs and being the boss of the remote control. Who would not want that?

7. You thinking about his birthday present six months in advance.
Because what do you give a dog who has everything ?!

8. Even though he snores and doesn’t always smell fresh, he can always sleep in your bed.
Because true love conquers everything.

9. Therefore you’ll often wake up in his arms, and he in yours.

10. You are very charmed by the way he wants to protect you.
Move you thieves! My friend has sharp teeth and I’m not afraid to let him go!

11. He is the best in giving shoes advice.
If he does not like a pair, he destroys it by biting them and then puts it back in your closet.

12. You know it’s not good to always be together, but if he is not with you, you miss him so much.

13. You talk about him with your friends. Nonstop.
“Oh, you know what my dog did? He jumped at me on the couch, and then he made a very strange noise, I laughed. It’s such a sweetheart!”

14. You’re as proud of your own achievements as his.
Even though all he does is stealing food, tearing up newspapers and pee in your home.

15. You overwhelm him at every possible moment with love and hugs.

16. Not all of your friends find him equally fun.

17. You christmas cards consists of pictures of you and your dog.

19. You buy more clothes and stuff for him than for yourself.
A bow he can wear on his birthday, a sweater for when it’s cold and a real dog blanket.

20. You know he’s your soul mate.
He’s the one!

20 Signs That You Have A Relationship With Your Dog

Dogs before hoes. Here are the 21 signs that you have a relationship with your dog.

1. You regularly tell your girlfriends: “Who cares about guys? I still have my dog”.

2. If you would be dating a man it would feel as if you’d abandon your dog.
Who is that strange man lying next to you in bed? This is my place!

3. And if you would go on a date, you would you take your dog with you.
Your future partner should get used to the fact that you prefer to kiss your dog rather than him. Dogs before hoes.

4. People talk about you as if you are a couple and always ask how things are going with your dog.

5. If he gives kisses to other women, you are secretly quite jealous.
Stay off of my friend!

6. You sometimes cancel plans just so you can watch Netflix on the couch with your dog.
Nonstop kisses and hugs and being the boss of the remote control. Who would not want that?

7. You thinking about his birthday present six months in advance.
Because what do you give a dog who has everything ?!

8. Even though he snores and doesn’t always smell fresh, he can always sleep in your bed.
Because true love conquers everything.

9. Therefore you’ll often wake up in his arms, and he in yours.

10. You are very charmed by the way he wants to protect you.
Move you thieves! My friend has sharp teeth and I’m not afraid to let him go!

11. He is the best in giving shoes advice.
If he does not like a pair, he destroys it by biting them and then puts it back in your closet.

12. You know it’s not good to always be together, but if he is not with you, you miss him so much.

13. You talk about him with your friends. Nonstop.
“Oh, you know what my dog did? He jumped at me on the couch, and then he made a very strange noise, I laughed. It’s such a sweetheart!”

14. You’re as proud of your own achievements as his.
Even though all he does is stealing food, tearing up newspapers and pee in your home.

15. You overwhelm him at every possible moment with love and hugs.

16. Not all of your friends find him equally fun.

17. You christmas cards consists of pictures of you and your dog.

19. You buy more clothes and stuff for him than for yourself.
A bow he can wear on his birthday, a sweater for when it’s cold and a real dog blanket.

20. You know he’s your soul mate.
He’s the one!

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