15 Things You’ll Only Know If You’re Proud To Be An Antisocial Couple

1. If you go out you can assume you have a fantastic or terrible night, but most likely it’s gonna be just ok. However, if you stay home you will have the most epic night ever. Guaranteed.

2. So you don’t accept most Facebook friend requests. Because that would only cause you to have less quality time.

3. You just have so much fun together. You do not need other people.

4. You always experienced that wonderful feeling that other people only feel if their plans are canceled. Every day. Because you don’t make plans in the first place. Hello Netflix!

5. You are up to date with each tv-show in the world. If you would ever join a quiz show (but you won’t) you would know all the answers on this subject.

6. You’re not up to date with House of Cards ?! You would really have to stay inside more.

7. Snacks are the third person in your relationship. It is the only way to keep you housebound relationship exciting.

8. You feel a little guilty when you read relationship advice that says that you should both have your own hobbies. And friends. And space.

9. Your hobbies are mostly shared and especially inside. Obviously. Baking bread is just not as fun as it looks.

10. You do not understand couples who are proud that they have no TV and it makes you angry. because what DO in their free time?

11. Other people no longer know how fun board games are. If they knew that, they would never again go to a dark, sweaty pub again.

12. Drinking is always cheaper when the drink comes from your own fridge. And it is often even better too.

13. If you then consider going to the outside world together, it feels like an adventure. And then you decide to stay inside all the following days.

14. You find couples who always go out just a little crazy. Going out is something single people do right? To find a partner?

15. Going on a holiday is a struggle when for the same price you could buy a 3D TV and a new laptop.

15 Things You’ll Only Know If You’re Proud To Be An Antisocial Couple

1. If you go out you can assume you have a fantastic or terrible night, but most likely it’s gonna be just ok. However, if you stay home you will have the most epic night ever. Guaranteed.

2. So you don’t accept most Facebook friend requests. Because that would only cause you to have less quality time.

3. You just have so much fun together. You do not need other people.

4. You always experienced that wonderful feeling that other people only feel if their plans are canceled. Every day. Because you don’t make plans in the first place. Hello Netflix!

5. You are up to date with each tv-show in the world. If you would ever join a quiz show (but you won’t) you would know all the answers on this subject.

6. You’re not up to date with House of Cards ?! You would really have to stay inside more.

7. Snacks are the third person in your relationship. It is the only way to keep you housebound relationship exciting.

8. You feel a little guilty when you read relationship advice that says that you should both have your own hobbies. And friends. And space.

9. Your hobbies are mostly shared and especially inside. Obviously. Baking bread is just not as fun as it looks.

10. You do not understand couples who are proud that they have no TV and it makes you angry. because what DO in their free time?

11. Other people no longer know how fun board games are. If they knew that, they would never again go to a dark, sweaty pub again.

12. Drinking is always cheaper when the drink comes from your own fridge. And it is often even better too.

13. If you then consider going to the outside world together, it feels like an adventure. And then you decide to stay inside all the following days.

14. You find couples who always go out just a little crazy. Going out is something single people do right? To find a partner?

15. Going on a holiday is a struggle when for the same price you could buy a 3D TV and a new laptop.

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